AISubs v3.7
- How are you doing? - I'm good, and you?
- I'm good, and you?
Recently, it seems like it's popular on YouTube in Korea and such,
- but there's this funny video called "ASMR". - Oh, I've heard of it.
- It's like... - Oh, it's "bobs".
- It's not "bobs".
- It's "bobs", isn't it? - It's not "bobs".
- It's the same. - It's not a game where you stretch out like this.
- ASMR is popular, you know. - Oh...
You said "oh", didn't you?
It's funny, isn't it?
It's a video where you say "this sound is really good".
- I've seen it before. - I've heard of it, you know.
I thought it would feel good in my ears. No, it was normal.
What was it again? I forgot.
Why did you make it sound like an AMP?
- It's fine if it's "good sound", you know. - It's said to be "good sound".
- We've actually made it today. - Oh, okay.
- It's like a toy, you know. - Oh...
So we're going to give you a fun quiz about what we used to make that sound.
- Okay. - Okay.
First of all, we're going to give you an example of what we have here.
- So please listen to it for a moment. - Okay.
- Okay, this is... - Oh, okay, okay.
- This celery that you're eating right now. - Okay.
- How is it? Does it feel good, everyone? - Oh, it feels good now.
- Oh, okay. - Oh!
- Oh!
- Huh? Why? - Huh? Why?
- Oh! - Oh!
It feels good!
- That was a bad social sound. - It's a bad social sound.
- It's a bad social sound.
I think it's penetrating.
- Oh! - Oh!
- But this is a bad social sound. - Oh!
- It's a bad social sound. - But what is a bad social sound?
- Okay, we're not going to give you a bad social sound from now on. - Oh, okay, okay.
- Well, we're going to play some beautiful sounds from now on. - Oh, okay.
- So if you know what we're talking about and want to know what it is, we'll give you this ASMR sound source. - Oh!
- Oh!
- I'm embarrassed. - I'm embarrassed.
- Hahaha. - Hahaha.
- I'm embarrassed. - Hahaha.
- I'll do my best. - Hahaha.
- Okay, here's the first question. - Yes.
- Hmmm.
- Yes, yes, yes. - It looks like it.
- How do you like it? Did you like it? - Yes, it's okay.
- It's a nice sound. - Yes, it is.
- Are you ready? - Yes.
- Okay, Toshimitsu and Techa.
- Why? - No, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- I'll be careful next time. - Okay.
- Okay, let's start with Toshimitsu. - This is simple.
- Cutting a cardboard box. - I see.
- Ryo. - Cutting something that's been fired with a saw.
- Oh! - Tetsuya!
- A man cutting cardboard. - Oh!
- Shibayu! - A cat sucking in between a dream and a tatami mat.
- Hey! - Hey!
- I'm sorry! - I thought it was a tatami and a daikon.
- A tatami and a daikon? - What is it?
- What is a dream?
- Yeah... - A floating object.
- Oh... - What is it?
- A floating object? - A snail?
- What is it? - The answer is...
- A man cutting cardboard with a knife. - Oh!
- We did it! - Huh?
- What do you think it is? - It looked like a paper.
- The answer is... - Yes!
- This one. - Yes.
- Wow. - What?
- This is difficult. - There are a lot of different sounds.
- Are you feeling good? - I'm not feeling good.
- I'm not feeling good.
- This is different. - I like the sound of firecrackers the most.
- Why do you like firecrackers the most?
- There is a pachipachipon nearby. - Pachipachipon?
- Oh, ASMR. - ASMR.
- Are you ready? - Yes!
- This is... - Yes.
- A saran wrap that you put in your mouth and rub it. - Oh...
- You! - I know what you're talking about!
- What? - This is...
- It looks like it, doesn't it? - No, it doesn't.
- What? - It's a wrap and an eraser.
- It's completely different. - Wow, you know what it is, don't you?
- It's only air and water, but it's crispy. - There are a lot of crispy things.
- Kneading a water balloon. - Oh...
- Kneading a water balloon? - Yes.
- You put a croquette in a plastic bag and put it between a door. - What?
- What are you talking about? You put it between a door and a microwave oven.
- Correct! - What? Really?
- You're a genius. - You're a genius.
- You put a paper clay and a soft gel on a desk and knead it until it becomes a dream. - What?
- What?
- You did something pretty crazy. - I was surprised.
- Oh, really? - Yes.
- I thought you'd find out, so I chose the second one. - Yes.
- I thought you'd find out, so I chose the second one. - I'm afraid you'll find out.
- I'm afraid you'll find out, so I chose the third one. - Yes.
- I chose the third one. - Yes.
- I think you've all experienced it at least once. - Oh, I see.
- I think you've all experienced it at least once. - I'll show you.
- Okay. - This is hard!
- Give me more. - Everyone's ASMR tricks.
- This is dangerous, isn't it? - Shut up.
- Yes, of course. - It stinks! It stinks!
- This sound stinks! - Shut up!
- It's a body. - It's a body.
- It stinks a lot. It's in my nose, too. - Are you getting it, everyone? - Yes!
- It sounds fun, doesn't it? - Yes! - Wonderful!
- Okay, Ryogun will go first. - Okay.
- "Capposciolo gomasliche sulboto." - "Capposciolo."
- You like it, Ryogun. - I like it.
- Tezuka. - Yes.
- "Balloonart." - After "balloonart," a giraffe was made. It got dissolved without being bothered about.
- It's a gene. Not a giraffe, so it's a Земo. - What?!
- It's a little unique, yet it's like a balloon. - Oh!
- Kiritsuna! - Just like that sound.
- That sound was like a water balloon sizzling right there. - What kind of sound is it?
- Sounds like a water balloon. - Kimui...
- A sound of cutting out a lot of shrimp's tails and slicing them off with scissors.
- It means "sometimes we cut our hair, too."
- What in the world is that?! - It says "kiting" or something like that.
This is more like crushing something hard.
Right, right.
It's like putting an egg shell and somen noodles that you didn't boil in a cup and crushing it with a mortar and pestle.
In Srebrenica, they used a mortar and pestle.
I can't hit anything.
Excuse me, but don't you have any manners when you're crushing things like that?
That's Meija's manner.
So far, the correct answer is...
Fushimitsu and Tetsuya got one point each.
I forgot to say it, but it's okay.
It's 0 points, so you guys have the same points now.
What? What do you mean?
The problem itself is 0 points?
The problem itself is 0 points.
Oh, I see.
The rotation is 0 points.
Oh, I see.
Oh, so if you know the problem of pestle, it's 0 points.
That's right, that's right.
You bastard!
The next question will be a final round.
Okay.
The next question is a very small sound.
Listen carefully.
The sound you think is noise is not noise.
Okay.
Here you go.
It's noise.
Wow, the earphones are connected.
You did it!
You got points for this, Sensei!
One point!
You did it!
You're crazy.
Did you succeed?
I said it when I thought about it, but I aimed for it.
But as for ASMR...
Doesn't it look messed up?
Is that ASMR?
It's ASMR.
Did you do it?
Yes.
Let's do it one more time.
Carefully...
Pouring bath romaine and heating it up.
Oh...
Pouring bath romaine and heating it up?
Wow...
You did it.
Okay.
Boiling plum wine with low heat and sprinkling salt from high points.
Wow, that's hard!
And next to the pot...
Are you that kind of person?
That's a crazy thing.
Twisting out miscellaneous urine.
I thought of that and thought of miscellaneous urine.
It's miscellaneous urine.
What? Twisting it out?
And unfortunately, it's too long.
- Hajime-san! - Yes, I'll go. - Yes.
I poured water on Onzo-shi's face, but he continued to sleep.
(Going to bed)
Isn't it too much?
I couldn't cut it off even once.
Oh, I see.
Yes, the answer is...
Put a lump of foaming agent on the bread loaf and pour water slowly over it.
Oh, that's what it sounds like.
Absolutely correct!
What I wanted to say in this video is...
- What's up? - There's ants.
Absolutely.
In other words, what I want to say is...
Well, it means you don't know ASMR very well.
That's actually a good sound taken with a good camera.
And your ears are definitely better than a good camera.
I wanted to tell you that you should listen carefully to your important friend's voice next to you.
- That's deep. - That's deep.
You made it look deep.
It's as if you don't know what you're saying.
Well, this time, Tetsuya won the competition.
I did it.
Yes, Tetsuya did it.
I did it!
It's good for you to listen to good sounds like this, but isn't it best for you to listen to your important friend's voice?
- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.
- We'll be back soon, so please wait for us. - Thank you very much.
- Thank you for helping me. - Thank you very much.
- Can you give me a meal later? - Yes, thank you for your time.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.
It's on ASMR Video Pro Channel.